29.11.04

we will rock you!



ah tu dia kita beraya! gambar ini di-shot oleh gG. anda nampak tak ada hantu kat belakang mat rock berbaju biru? tu lah dia. effects from Shutter. kwang kwang kwang. hantu tgh headbanging sebenarnya.



the original purple pimps!! we rock. especially at sentosa. so guys and girls, if there's any trouble roaming in sentosa, just book one of us to go with you. we are qualified Sentosa guides! as long as we are paid enough hor.

Chuck, to get the bunny costume we have to rent one ah beb. how you want? its gonna be fun and good. weheheheheh.
with all the same questions you ask me over and over again, i might be going crazy. or maybe, i already am. let me just dwell im my emotional pool and drown. then you wont recognize me anymore. or i'll be dead by then.
so lazy. i feel so lazy.

:: she posted @ 9:33 PM ::

28.11.04

new polaroid thingie.

ATTENTION!
guys and girls. which one of you is willing to wear a bunny rabbit costume, walking around orchard road, for my next polaroid pictures projekt? the objective is to capture the reactions of people seeing a man in a bunny suit like nobody's business. this is art. not humiliation.
anyone? anyone at all? girls or guys are welcome.
and oh, i just discovered something. i have found a way to know whether your neighbour is sexy or not.
look outside your kitchen window. see the clothes hanging on the poles. look at their underwear! from briefs to boxers, to thongs and granny pants, you will know how sexy they are!
and, happy 19th birthday to you.
im going out.

:: she posted @ 6:27 PM ::

27.11.04

sing for absolution.

my mind is not in the center. lagi bagos cakap, otak aku tak center. ahh..that sounds better.
in my friend's house now, jalan raya-ing while others are outside eating, gorging. and im here in front of the pc. yes i know, im a pc person. woohoo. and im proud of it.
there are certain things that i think i cant handle. i wonder why things are happening to me in 1 shot. this is maddening. granny's in hospital. she had fits.
i need a retreat. a place to go to. amacam adlin? mau pergi sentosa per? kita bogel bogel skinny dipping kat sentosa? tanjong beach ahhh!!!! ataupon siloso. g takder orang. naaaaaaaak? ajak maziana skali. woohoo. and yasmin the delectable. weheheheh.
chuck,, i'll take up the offer! am willing to join in your project! but wait, i need to see your blog first before that. cant seem to open your blog in my friend's comp.
ok lar beb aku nak belah. with haste!

:: she posted @ 3:08 AM ::

20.11.04

Death Cab for Cutie.

pappa...this is the sound of settling..
thanks pinkharma for the song. its very nice!
im at home. alone. again. since yesterday. opted to stay at home while the family go out, jalan raya. i have 4 papers to go next week. 2 on monday, 2 on tuesday. then bye bye school! but i have not finished revising yet. im not even sure if i have started, cos everything i read doesnt stick in my brain. wahahahahahah.
ouhh..the agony. i've been having headache since monday. and its still here.
and raya outing tomorrow macam nampak cancel ajer.. its ok if its cancel, i can study. wah wah..but pissed lah. i wont be able to jalan raya next week. banyak orang dah booking sayalah. wah wah..
whoever wants to see my face in a kebaya or baju kurong, click on my links. click on fauzana. reason being? im getting impatient with the photoshop in this comp. its super slow. errrhhgh...
ok must start studying. or can i? stoopid time table. stupid school. dont know how to manage time table can ask me what?!
i talk as if im the head of department. heheheheheh.
ok bye?

:: she posted @ 3:25 AM ::

18.11.04

bored already!

am at school. with hafiz. i will let hafiz blog in here. go!

hafiz: i hate punk rock.i do.absolutely vodka.u noe y.bcoz its nt wat i lik.n u noe y.bcoz i dont lik la arsehole.im cursin nw.i curse u arsehole!.arsehole.duit raya da mencecah 100++40.tapi da tngok wayang -10.damn parents tanak kasi cash money.i nid to party.PAP preferably.if nt umno oso can.latest news arafat hidop balik.but he's nw a bboy.jadi araphat.buat headspin.dis hari raya outing i gt no date/gf/fling.u noe y.coz i single la arsehole.arsehole.arsehole.i hate punk rock.if my lil bro bcomes a punkrocker/punk/skin/watevea shit associated wit dat shit.i be happy.he wont wear my clothes.

me: he's taking at least 15minutes to write that entry...slow..slow...

hafiz: relax ah.ape ni marah2.jgn jadi pompan dayus ah marah2.aku tak perna blog pe.aku mane emo.aku suka hiphop.tngok video pompan goyang bontot.n pinggul.ape siak pinggul.goyang goyang goyang.ketupat n rendang pat ruma da basi.damn.nak makan pork fried rice?

me: aku tanaaaaaak!!!!!! ish apa siak kau.. halam!

hafiz: eleh.old chang kee pon tak halal korang makan.diorang goreng dgn minyak babi shial.aku tau.siap peloh ketiak babi diorang masokan dlm.but.sodap.btul tak?

me: dia punyer epok epok sedap beb..mesh cap dia pun chantik. amacam? satu hari nak kidnap satu makcik, curik mesh cap dia? kau rape dia skali ah? ok ok ok? ahahah. kalau tak pon, kejer kat situ satu hari, amik mesh cap, poof! nak nak nak??!! huahahah

hafiz: epok2 haram siak tu.kentang dari israel shiol.aku tau.makcik keje sana.hmm.keje halal.makanan haram.gaji halam.dosa?.ntah.dia nye pasal la korang susah asal.nak pork fried rice?

me: dengar dengar kau dah sangkut blogging kat tempat aku. heeh. yelah, nanti satu page kita punya conversation ajer ah. ok per. rock per. aku lapar. tapi nanti aku nak berak. pork fried rice? feed it to the dogs. let them go to heaven.

hafiz: aksyen ah kau.aku buyover ni blog page ah.brape? 50cent ah.in da club.buyover ah skang jugak.kau nak cash ke tunai?

me: tak cukop 50sen ajer..duit raya kau meh bawak sinik..heheheheheh. kau nyer duit raya lebih dari aku..donatelah kat aku..aku kan charitable item. hehehehee. aku nak berak. byk sgt teh smalam aku minum.

hafiz: aku minom air bnyak2 nak kencing.kau nak berak.pelik.kau berak air kepe?.sarsi i assume.aku buyover ah ni tempat.shotbybeng.kambing nye blog skang!.hoohoohoo.adik kau lawa ah.amcam sis-in-law?

me: ewah ewah..dah terpikat per ngan adik aku. adik aku memang lawa. aku pon terpesona di hari raya. jambu sak dia. buntot besar! she's catching up to me. i feel small man! but nvm, im cuter. wahahahahahah. sis in law? langkah mayat aku dulu bleh? amacam, tembak aku skarang? woo..nanti aku jadi zombie. waah..

hafiz: lesbian ah kau.lesbian+peadophile+monogamy+monopoly shiol.aku nak langkah mayat kau?.kau langkah ah bangkai aku dulu.n pleez do not use dat tone of typin in my blog ok.

me: hoi!!! sejak bila kau dah beli blog aku hah?! bawak sinik seribu..baru boleh. dgn seribu, aku bleh tukar pc, tukar monitor, tukar meja comp..faster internet connection! faster photoshop. aku nyer photoshop makan 1-2 lagu nak open amacam!!??? boleh berasmara aku..siapa nak berasmara ngan aku??!! weheheheheheh..

hafiz: photoshop aku makan orang.aku buyover ah skang.shotbybeng damnit!.kau nak seribu aje?.lerr.aku jual tanah bapak aku pat kampong bole bayar pe.mcm pat drama melayu selalu.the children pat k.l the parents pat kampong the children no money try to sell the land the parents sad then in the end everyone cries.sape untong? ntah. sape rugi? aku bcoz mak aku tngok drama tanak masakan aku maggi.aku nak tuka layout blog aku ni ah.amcam?

me: noooooooooooooooooooooooo! ok ah kitastop sinik. conversation kita ends here aite. bye sumer!!!!

hafiz: dont pull the blog on MY blog damnit!.dont pull the plug!.mati mcm arafat shiol.i wud like to thank shirah for her time typin her nonsense on my blog.tank u.terima kasih.arigato.sawadikap.kau nonsense ah shirah.aku jugak best.10.9.8.7. eh asal ade countdown ni?.6.5.4.aku best ah.3.2.ni mcm nak kene cabot plug aje.1.0.shial la....................................-end-

me: aku nonsense. kau best. tapi aku cute. ok bye!!!

-END-

:: she posted @ 5:18 PM ::

9.11.04

plug me in baby.



Muse - Unintended

You could be my unintended
Choice to live my life extended
You could be the one I'll always love
You could be the one who listens to my deepest inquisitions
You could be the one I'll always love
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
First there was the one who challenged
All my dreams and all my balance
He could never be as good as you
You could be my unintended
Choice to live my life extended
You should be the one I'll always love
I'll be there as soon as I can But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
Before you...

5 more papers to go..and im off..to La La Land..who wishes to join?

:: she posted @ 5:32 AM ::

8.11.04

saaaaaap!

again. saaaaaaaap!
aku dah beli mp3 player! eyahooooo!
thanks to hazmee's advice in choosing an mp3 player, plus my sister too, i am very satisfied with what i chose. creative muvo slim beb! i loike. very the much. like i love youuuu! ahh, the mp3 virgin, is no more! weeeeee.

test test 1, 2, 3.

:: she posted @ 5:10 AM ::

4.11.04

sofa series.

i shall be indie-loving. and get jangly.
music is my life now. and civil structure.
for i sacrifice myself. to achieve what i want.
selfish, i know. cruel? you might think so, but i dont think so.
say whatever you want to say. i shall just smile.
and be indie. and jangly.
i shall dance. for im the queen of mistaken emotions.
you might not think im sad, pitying, or even spare a thought for the weak.
but i do. im not good in facial expressions.
be still my heart.
as there will be many challenges ahead.
and im waiting, to be heard, recognized.
i shall be.
indie and jangly.

i love Serenaide's new song!!!!! good one you!

:: she posted @ 5:37 AM ::